So I am at the store again today with my baby strapped to me in her carrier.  Some strange lady comes up to me and starts talking to my baby.

Lady:  “Is it a boy?”

Me:  (Thinking, you idiot…she is wearing pink).  “No, a girl”.

Lady:  “How cute.  Is she your only one?”

Me.  “No.  I have a 3 year old also.”

Lady:  “Oh wow, how old are you?”

Me:  (Thinking, I hope she is thinking I am way too young for 2 kids, not way too old).  “I am 30″.

Lady:  “Do you think you will have more?”

Me:  (Thinking, God lady, I have a 6 month old and a toddler, do you think I am in a rush.  Also thinking, what business is it of yours?).  “Yes, I would love to have another.

Lady:  “You shouldn’t bring your baby in this store, there is bad air in here”….as she starts touching my baby girls face!!!!!!!

Me:  (Thinking, get your hands off my kid, god only knows where they have been).  “Okay, by then”.

Okay, first of all, why would anyone think it is okay to touch your baby’s face without permission, especially when they are a stranger.  And excuse me….bad air for my child???  Wouldn’t unknown germs from some strangers hands be more dangerous?

Some people really just take the cake.